it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
You ate ashes out of my bong
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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