it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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