Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
If i come over, it means nothing
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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