let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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