that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Bring me that man meat
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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