bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Randomize
