Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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