in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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