The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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