The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
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