dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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