Where did you get a picture of my penis
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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