this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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