Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Randomize
