its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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