i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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