I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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