if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Let's get the cat blown out
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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