Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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