sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
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