I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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