What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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