cat food counts as protein by the way
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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