We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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