used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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