they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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