Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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