Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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