He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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