I hate your face
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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