so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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