where does the pee come out of this thing
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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