Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
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