Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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