PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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