i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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