she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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