haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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