Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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