If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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