you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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