you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Alive.
So much puke
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
50% drunk capacity currently
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Randomize
