his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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