Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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