We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
NoShamevember. You game?
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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