She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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