you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
This is my gift to your gina
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Randomize
