he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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