Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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