North Korea, Best Korea!
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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