WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I forgot wine drunk hurts
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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