Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
i would one night stand the shit outta him
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
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