Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
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